10 Ways I'll never get back the last 5 minutes:

1. Reading this.

2. Continuing to read this.

3. Continuing on the continual to read this.

4. Writing this.

5. Writing this list about reading those lists

6. Continuing to write about reading about writing and reading lists

7. Fucking listicles

8. Thinking again about Keanu's knob

9. Writing again about Keanus knob

10. All of the above x10