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End of Year Round Up — The Best of Salsa

Indulge me one last listicle. My best of 2022. Here are my personal favorites from each month. Click on the links for those undiscovered gems. January A year that began with a certain influencer crying about abusive comments and comparing that to the holocaust, you knew the shark had firmly jumped…

Best

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End of Year Round Up — The Best of Salsa
End of Year Round Up — The Best of Salsa
Best

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Microcosm

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God Save Our Queen

“I got a present for you, Luv. It was from your Nan. She meant to give it to you before…you know. She couldn’t wait for today.” Nan passed away last week. Nothing dramatic. She was old and died in her sleep. She was looking forward to the Jubilee. …

Queen

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God Save Our Queen
God Save Our Queen
Queen

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The Judean People’s Front

·18 hours ago

Moses Dies There: The Final Chapter of the Torah

Parsha V’zot Habracha — Parsha Summary: The final farewell. The walk into the sunset. ‘“Moses dies there” and that’s it. Nobody remembers where the body is buried and Yoshi gets padded with guilty triumph and inexhaustible wisdom. And that’s the end. “Now I’ve had the time of my life No, I never felt like this…

Religion

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Moses Dies There: The Final Chapter of the Torah
Moses Dies There: The Final Chapter of the Torah
Religion

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The Pub

·1 day ago

The Algorithmic Aria

A positive future for machine learning — In a not-so-distant future, where the boundaries between the real and the virtual had blurred into a pulsating dance of data, there lived a woman named Lila. …

AI

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The Algorithmic Aria
The Algorithmic Aria
AI

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Microcosm

·1 day ago

The Squirrel Has Gone Nuts

An unruly nutjob takes over the world — In the darkest corners of a distant and eerie future, a world named Nocturna existed in the shadowy realms of cosmic catastrophe. At the heart of this chilling tale stood an unlikely protagonist — a squirrel named Nutkin. A creature that in ordinary circumstances would have been dismissed as inconsequential…

Animals

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The Squirrel Has Gone Nuts
The Squirrel Has Gone Nuts
Animals

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The Bad Influence

·1 day ago

The Algorithmic Apocalypse

An Ai generated nightmare — In a not-so-distant future, where the boundaries between the real and the virtual had blurred into a dark abyss of data, there lived a woman named Lila. She was known in the shadowy corners as the AI Artisan, a sorceress of algorithms who conjured the most intricate and ominous symphonies…

AI

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The Algorithmic Apocalypse
The Algorithmic Apocalypse
AI

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The Judean People’s Front

·Sep 24

Moshe Sings the Blues

Parsha Ha’azinu — Parsha Summary: The penultimate chapter in the Torah begins and ends with a glorious tune Moshe composes for the forthcoming Eurovision Biblical Song Contest. Look but no touch is G-d’s message to Moshe staring from the summit of Mount Nebo at the glorious land of Milk and Honey. “For you…

Religion

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Moshe Sings the Blues
Moshe Sings the Blues
Religion

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The Judean People’s Front

·Sep 17

The High Holidays Scariest Prayer

The untold story behind ‘Unetanneh Tokef’ — Parsha Summary: It’s Rosh Hashanna and the New Year traditional communion centers on Abraham merrily decanting for a boy’s trip to Mount Moriah (Temple Mount). Isaac, giddy with excitement, requests to be strapped down so he can fulfill his 110-year-old father’s promise to be sacrificed to G-d. Abraham, a tad…

Torah

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The High Holidays Scariest Prayer
The High Holidays Scariest Prayer
Torah

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The Judean People’s Front

·Sep 11

The Succession of Joshua

Parsha Nitzavim and Vayelech — Parsha Summary: It’s a double dose of Parsha misery this week. Moses, the man who can never be quiet, makes one final speech as he receives a gold watch for his services to the Israelites. A tearful Moses is then informed of his GOAT status by G-d who turns to…

Religion

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The Succession of Joshua
The Succession of Joshua
Religion

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Sep 10

Bring Back DK Perlmutter!

Medium has made the biggest mistake ever — Calling upon everyone. DK Perlmutter has been banned for using sarcasm. He called someone a bitch. The Big DK is THE BIGGEST SUPPORTER OF EVERYONE on Medium. This is a horrendous error by Medium, the Medium Creators and Tony Stubblebine. BRING BACK DAVID, the LION OF MEDIUM! Calling upon everyone…

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Bring Back DK Perlmutter!
Bring Back DK Perlmutter!

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