I can’t get censored no matter how hard I try — I’m done with Instagram. I feel the platform isn’t treating me fairly. No matter how much flesh I expose, the algorithm refuses to notice my plus-size body. I’ve tried everything. I’ve freed my nipple in the most sexually contrived manner I could possibly do. I tarted my nipple up with glitter and rubbed various lube around the surrounding man boob, but still had no response. …

It’s 9.30 pm and my underpants are full of sweat. I’m such an idiot. How long can I sit here waiting? What’s the agreeable time to leave? Why didn’t I order a starter? I’m so hungry. Look at that couple over there. Matching outfits. So smug. Him with his baby-blue…

H&M — I have a soft spot for Pete Davidson. A man who went from ‘who the fuck is he?’ to overnight stardom after bagging the hottest singer in showbiz. Pete proves that no matter how rough or weird you may look, your sense of humor can go a long way. …

It was your typical corner shop back in the 80s UK. On a Sunday morning, the newsagent thrived with activity. Paperboys came and went like jizzed-up honey bees returning to the hive. Inside the cramped shop stinking of curry powder and other exotic flavorings, on the immediate left, were two…

How do you feel watching this clip? How do I feel, as a Jew watching this clip? Shit like this shouldn’t happen in this day and age, right? People removed from transport because of who they are. People ejected despite paying for the service. …

The meat trade is thriving. Full body package worth a fortune. There’s a premium for small kiddies right. Everybody wants experimentation on a child. My business, Abra-Cadaver Cadavers is super low-key. We only ‘arvest meat from the living. Full custody of your balls like. In th’ trade, we likes it…

He sat staring at the watch. Gold plated with a dozen faux diamonds encrusted around the dial. They twinkled in the dull light, reflecting scorn on the holder. The man tilted the watch to re-read the underside. The inscription was short. Brief. Barely noticeable. It was as if every letter…

Remember the days when all a brand needed to do was something creative and unique? Or even follow the same script of hot people driving hot cars around super-hot destinations? Heineken has a history of solid, predictable adverts. But here we are, in a new socially conscious world where brands…