“I got a present for you, Luv. It was from your Nan. She meant to give it to you before…you know. She couldn’t wait for today.” Nan passed away last week. Nothing dramatic. She was old and died in her sleep. She was looking forward to the Jubilee. …

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IKEA — When you name your child after furniture, surely it’s time to stop making babies? IKEA attempt to cash in on a suspected baby boom by trawling through their catalog and locating names. Can you imagine the conversation you have with your child when they grow up and ask about their…

“You got a problem Bub?” “Is that…is that…” “That’s right Motherfucker. This here is a fucking Falcon on a motherfucking plane. I ask you again and for the love of Jesus and everything that’s holy in this messed up, fucked up motherfucking world, so help me God, for the last motherfucking time…do…

This is stupid. I said it before with Helen Mirren and for those who aren’t listening, I’ll say it again. It’s acting. Simple as that. Actors wear make-up. Actors don costumes. Actors speak in a dialect or accent. Actors fucking act. So when Bradley Cooper, legend, hunk, and all-around top…

It comes as no surprise that there are a million and one movies made by Jews. We’re very funny people with a long history of never forgetting. Jewish characters often pop up in a film displaying all the neurosis of a nation generalized for consumption. So it’s best to start…

Being a Reuben isn’t easy. Being an incredible version of Reuben is even harder. One can not become a Reuben if one acted like a Liam M. Don’t be a Liam. I’ll let you in on a few secrets to my success as a proud heterosexual, man-of-the-people, Linkedin Influencer, and…