Big Ron the Influencer

100 word story

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Ronald was a precocious child who had a fondness for vanilla ice cream.

It was only at age 42 that he began to call himself Big Ron, with the job title of Influencer. Others still referred to him as ‘that knob’.

He always wore a trademark, blue suit from ‘Tweed, Kitsch, and Plaid’. Ron’s highlight of his influencing career would be the day he received 4500 likes and 12 comments from his mum on a single Twitter post.

Big Ron leveraged that post to spam several thousand people in order to increase his net-worth by a single penny.

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