How To Scare Your Date

First date red flags popping up everywhere

Photo by Waldemar Brandt on Unsplash

She had arrived before me. There she sat, huddled round the candle light for extra warmth. Her blonde hair cascaded down her shoulders. A slim woman with a strong presence. I knew this first date was going to go well.

The waiter pointed to where she sat. He was under the impression that this was our first rodeo. An air of…