I used to love Christian Slater. He was everything I wanted to be. First there was Heathers. I practised for days that arched eyebrow. And then Gleaming the Cube…skateboarding Slater! Finally, Pump Up The Volume had me hooked for what I thought was life.

Turns out, the older he got…or I got…the less appealing he became.

Ewan McGregor same deal.