I'm starting to feel sorry for the shit Tottenham defender Ben Davies. He was primo for a season or two before...well...before he became a Ben Davies.

This is so good. Check out Dave Gorman's tv show Are You Dave Gorman where a drunken bet resulted in them tracking down all the Dave Gormans in the world. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Are_You_Dave_Gorman%3F