InFanfarebyReuben SalsaReality TV is a Short Sprint From The Running ManIt’s a sunny day in LA.Apr 28, 20234Apr 28, 20234
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InFanfarebyReuben SalsaObi-Wan Kenobi Was Suffering From DementiaIt took me decades to finally realize that Obi-Wan Kenobi was in fact certifiable crazy.Feb 28, 202310Feb 28, 202310
InFanfarebyReuben SalsaGods, Godly, and Godlike — Ranked: Actors Who Played GodsGods. There are far too many of them and there’s never one around when you need one.Feb 12, 20237Feb 12, 20237
InFanfarebyReuben SalsaThe World’s Most Stupid Objects to be Killed By on FilmThere you are, minding your own business, happily going along with your life, when all of a sudden you get attacked by an inanimate object.Feb 6, 202310Feb 6, 202310
InFanfarebyReuben SalsaYou People — Jonah Hill’s Superficial Comedy About RaceI wanted to love ‘You People’.Feb 1, 202312Feb 1, 202312
InFanfarebyReuben SalsaMarlon Brando was Over-RatedThe grumbling, mumbling presence of Marlon Brando. An unmistakable actor who had built a career on being incomprehensible. The world’s…Jan 16, 202317Jan 16, 202317
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InFanfarebyReuben SalsaA World Without Pee-wee Herman Comedy is a Better WorldWe’ve all been there.Nov 14, 202225Nov 14, 202225
InFanfarebyReuben SalsaMackenzie Davis Destroys My HeartI watch a lot of films. Possibly far too much television also. I have a personal barometer for the classification of greatness.Nov 7, 202210Nov 7, 202210
InFanfarebyReuben SalsaDoppelganger Actors Fight to the DeathCelebrities should be unique.Oct 31, 20224Oct 31, 20224
InFanfarebyReuben SalsaEscape to Victory: The Best War and Sports Movie EverInside a wooden cabin, where porcelain mugs hang on a wall, the coach runs through a tactical plan for the game. John Colby (Michael Caine)…Oct 25, 20224Oct 25, 20224
InFanfarebyReuben SalsaNetflix’s The Watcher: I’m Now Too Afraid to SleepThere was a noise.Oct 21, 20225Oct 21, 20225
InFanfarebyReuben SalsaJohn Cleese is a Dead Parrot TalkingJohn Cleese, former comedic genius, has been offered a TV show on GB News.Oct 12, 202241Oct 12, 202241
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InFanfarebyReuben SalsaIs ‘Do Revenge’ this Year’s Most Subtle Anti-Semitic Movie?Do Revenge on Netflix is the latest film release from the streaming giants. It’s a modern take on Heathers, full of catchy buzzwords, a…Sep 21, 202214Sep 21, 202214
InFanfarebyReuben SalsaDoes Your Favorite Star Wars Hero Change With Age?The first Star Wars movie I watched at the cinema was The Empire Strikes Back. I had won a coloring competition and the prize was two…Sep 17, 202210Sep 17, 202210
InFanfarebyReuben SalsaThe Rise and Fall of Porn Legend Ron JeremyIt’s hard to pinpoint the exact moment I saw Ron Jeremy’s dick. It was a magnificent schlong. Veins pulsing. Head vibrant. All circumcision…Sep 10, 20225Sep 10, 20225
InFanfarebyReuben SalsaTen Animated Dogs I Would Save From A Gruesome FateI often found myself in the cinema wishing a movie would end and the lead hero could be taken outside and slowly tortured to death…Sep 5, 20225Sep 5, 20225
