InThe Judean People’s FrontbyReuben SalsaGod Seeking New CEO to Replace JesusGod seeking a replacement for Jesus in time for Easter celebrations. Must be able to wear a crown of thorns and have the gift of…Apr 7, 20223Apr 7, 20223
InThe Bad InfluencebyReuben SalsaHow Rape Taught Me About the Power of ManTRIGGER WARNING. THIS IS SATIRE.Mar 10, 20222Mar 10, 20222
InThe Bad InfluencebyReuben SalsaI Am The Master of AdultingThere’s no situation too small that I can’t cope with. I’m in control of everything. No bed that can’t be made. No rent that can’t be paid…Mar 22, 202213Mar 22, 202213
InThe Bad InfluencebyReuben SalsaThe 7 Email Subject Lines That Make You The Office ArseholeWorking in an office can be stressful. Working from home even more so. Trying to juggle kids and a working environment is not easy. Your…Feb 20, 202211Feb 20, 202211
InThe Bad InfluencebyReuben SalsaDear Universe, I Want a Refund for This Shitty YearDear Universe Please can you review my year? It’s been mishandled by your staff and I demand a refund. Why on Earth would you think this is…Feb 13, 20224Feb 13, 20224
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InThe Bad InfluencebyReuben SalsaMillennials Are Killing The Mitten IndustryIt’s time the world learned about the excessive demands of MillenialsDec 22, 20214Dec 22, 20214
InThe Bad InfluencebyReuben SalsaRanked: The Best Race CombosHow does your color combo match up?Nov 16, 20212Nov 16, 20212
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InThe Bad InfluencebyReuben SalsaTop 5 Tips for Creating Fluff ContentWe’ve all read it. Seen it. But how do you create fluff content?Sep 12, 20191Sep 12, 20191
InThe Bad InfluencebyReuben SalsaMy penis isn’t a weapon and neither am IIt’s another average day filled with no abuse of powerJul 10, 20193Jul 10, 20193
InThe Bad InfluencebyReuben SalsaIt’s Time to Personally Brand the Crap Out of YOU YOU YOUTake control. Start filtering. It’s easy to get the wrong type of reputation. Personal brand the shit out of yourself. Take that leap into…Jul 4, 20192Jul 4, 20192
InThe Bad InfluencebyReuben SalsaStorytelling is Hard. Talking Crap Isn’t.A day in the life of an influential annoyanceJul 15, 20194Jul 15, 20194
InThe Bad InfluencebyReuben SalsaHow to Bully on LinkedInThere are many ways this can be achieved and here I’ll walk you through one simple but highly effective method. There are two rules you…Jun 13, 20191Jun 13, 20191
