My favourite joke of all time (well, actually I’ve got several that amuses the kids)…

1. What did the monster say after he ate Tonga? I want Samoa
2. What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? Doyouthinkhesaurus

(sorry, did i mention the kids were very young?)

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye dear. Deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye dear (and for the adults) deer with no eyes, legs or sexual organs? Still no fucking eye deer!

Even now I’m cracking up!