The Dungeons and Dragons Ride That Never Ended

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There was one cartoon that hooked me faster than a junkie bingeing in a crack den. It would last a mere three years before disappearing in a plume of Presto’s smoke, leaving millions of fans with an unsatisfactory climax. Welcome to the Dungeons and Dragons ride.

I wasn’t into D&D as a child. I played a couple of games and had an Orc piece lodged up my nose at some point in my…