What an absolute disgrace. How the fuck did I end up being mentioned on this page? Don't you know who I am? I was once retweeted by John Cusack. JOHN MOTHERFUCKING CUSACK! I haven't spent literally hundreds of hours promoting crud to the world just so I can end up here, awarded the fluffster's choice for erectile displacement. My gran fought wars for your kind! Bloody elitist bollocks. If this was Croatia you'll all be out on the streets sniveling to be fingerbanged by narcissistic dwarfs in lederhosen. You know what...I'll take this mention and amplify it to the world showcasing how a Medium cabal plans to take over the internet and drown the populace in navel-gazing circle jerks. Fucking disgrace.

(I couldn't be more thrilled to get a mention! Thanks Simon!)